Saturday, July 4, 2009

Pet Peeves

  • People who type their smiley faces the wrong way. They are supposed to look like this :) not (: . 
  • People who write comments on facebook that have nothing to do with the original post. For example: status-  "[person] is taking a nap." comment under status- "How are you? It's been a long time. I hope you are good." That is what the wall is for.
  • People who can't seem to type full words online. u r stupid! It takes 5 extra seconds to type you are stupid. You are not texting. Use real English. 
  • My computer thinking it's an  airplane. That's annoying
  • People breathing on me.
  • People who smell bad. Use deodorant. It's fabulous
  • People who always wear ugly ill-fitting clothes.
  • People who think that nudity in art is automatically pornography and then try to talk me into believing the same thing.
  • People who act like they know everything. 
  • People telling me that my shorts are too short, my undershirt is too see thru, etc when they are in no leadership position over me. 
  • People poking my back when my shirt rides up. Leave my exposed flesh alone! I'll take care of it in a minute. 
  • Censorship of things that do not need to be censored. Teenagers should not be forbidden to see movies or read books because they are sad.
  • Teachers assigning me homework. They should stop. I would like that
  • The freaking out about Cancer. Breathing can cause cancer so stop freaking out. 
  • People who think that anything but religious and classical music is evil. Especially hip-hop. Leave the genre alone.
  • People who say "ta" instead of "to" 
  • Mothers who call me at 9 on a Saturday morning to say Happy 4th of July who then call back half an hour after I've hung up so my little sister can blabble at me. Just kidding. I love that blabbling little sister of mine even though she is like my shadow when I'm with her.
  • People who spend all day whining about their problems.  
Ok. That's the end for now. I think I'm going to go find myself some lunch or Linner.

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